Last night Sean got to come home for dinner. It was family night at camp (you know, in our front yard). On family night, the families of the scouts come and have dinner in their campsites and there's a big campfire. But Lu and I weren't planning to go this week. We'll pop down next week when Sean's troop is in camp. So Sean had been home briefly earlier in the day, looking for something. And I mentioned that I was making Salmon Fettuccine for dinner and he decided he'd eat here. I did not invite Mike to eat at home because that is not a dinner he would like. So Sean comes home, Lu gets home from work and we sit down to eat.
Sean: Dad told everyone you didn't invite him to dinner.
Me: He wouldn't even like this!
Sean: I'm just telling you what he said.
Me: That man....grrr.
Me: So I wrote a story today for the friday flash on the vamplit blog. Remember that baboon leg lamp we saw on Oddities, Lu?
Lu: Yes. That thing was hideous! You wrote about that?
Me: The theme had to be "terrible taxidermy". Where do you even think you get a severed baboon leg?
Sean: You cut it off a baboon, duh.
Lu: Why would anyone even want that?
Me: Well in the story, the guy's obsessed with Africa...
Sean: Which is really stupid because Baboons are native to South America.
Lu: Mom! I thought you said you were going to research Baboons...
Me: I did Lu. Settle down. Why do you ever believe your brother? He's teasing. He already tried that on me...
Sean: And she was like, I researched it. Her trying to be accurate is really ruining my fun.
Me: I had to research it, I wanted to get the fight scene accurate. Did you know that Baboons are omnivorous? They will actually eat small animals, like small antelope.
Lu: small antelope?
Sean: That's like saying small whales. It's still a big animal. Well thank Bob they don't eat HUGE whales. See? Ridiculous.
Me: And they will sometimes steal babies out of huts because they sound like Baboon babies. They have similar cries.
Lu: That's awful!!
Me: What do you think they do with the babies when they realize they aren't all hairy? And that they aren't baboons?
Sean: They probably eat them.
Lu & Me: gross!
Lu: So they have that whale bath tub I want at Sears.
Sean: Wheel bathtub?
Me: Its a little bathtub shaped like a whale for the baby. But you shouldn't get it Lu, because according to Sean whales attract baboons.
Sean: And then they'll steal your baby.
How do these conversations go so far awry??
PS- you can read the story over at The Author Spot. It's not for the squeamish though!