This post will just be a jumble of some random conversations.
Me: I don't know how our bed keeps getting so messed up. Every morning the sheet is completely untucked and the comforter is balled up in the middle.
Mike: It's because they aren't flannel sheets.
Me: Duh. Because it's summer.
Mike: It doesn't matter what season it is, it's always arctic in this house.
Me: That's because I'm allergic to heat.
Mike: No one is allergic to heat.
Me: I am. Its probably very rare. I think I can get you a doctor's excuse if that will help.
Mike: How about we just put the flannel sheets back on the bed.
At the Doctor's yesterday~
Me: So obviously something is broken in my body. I need you to fix it. I don't have time to be feeling bad.
Dr: It doesn't work that way.
Me: Why not? I take the car to my mechanic and tell him it's broke and he fixes it. It should totally work the same way.
Dr: *rolls his eyes* I'm going to do these twenty bazillion tests...
Me: And then you better fix it. You went to school for this way longer than my mechanic.
Sean came home briefly yesterday looking for something in his room (which is also my office at the moment). He was talking to me for a few minutes and then~
Sean: You better pay attention. This is important.
Me: *turning from my desk* yes?
Sean: The blackberries are ripe.
Me: That was the important thing?! You've just told me about ten things and that was the important one I needed to pay attention for?
Sean: Blackberries don't pick themselves, you know. And cobblers don't bake themselves. My stomach thinks that makes it very important.
In the waiting room for Lu's dr visit~
Lu: What are you doing?
Me: Being bored
Lu: You're reading a magazine. How can you be bored at the same time?
Me: Because I can multitask.
Happy humpday folks,