Yeah, I'm totally like trying to make a posting schedule and all. And I only had the idea yesterday and I'm already screwing it up. This is why me and schedules cannot exist in the same dimension. Because I just can't keep to one even when I'm the one who made it up. *sigh*
Anyway, I wasn't going to post today but then we had some awesome (and by awesome, I totally mean inappropriate and ridiculous) conversations last night and if I don't post them I might forget them which would suck for you guys. So without further ado:
Last night at dinner~
Lu: Sean is really on my nerves. Can we send him somewhere? Like to a traveling circus?
Me: Um. I don't think there are many traveling circuses anymore and it's not like he's got a circus "talent". He can't ride a horse or walk a tightrope or train elephants.
Lu: How about a freak show?
Me: Again, not many of those around anymore and um. He's not exactly a freak. I don't think sarcastic a**hole qualifies you for freakdom.
Sean: Hey. I resemble that remark. And actually there is one freak show still in operation.
Me: Really? I thought that someone stepped in and was all "freak shows aren't politically correct" and took them out of operation. I thought I saw a show on it and the people who were in freak shows were all pissed off because they were making money and now they can't.
Sean: I saw a show about this one last freak show.
Mike: yeah I saw it too. It was a taboo episode.
Me: Hmmm...well maybe Sean could be like the Bearded Lady only he'd be the Bearded A**hole.
Sean: Did you really just say that?!
Me: I meant because you have a beard. But that really did not come out right, did it?
Lu: No. But maybe he could be like the guy who walks behind the elephants scooping up their poop. Sean could be a freak poop scooper.
Mike: I think we should probably change the subject. So what's for dessert?
Later that night~
Lu: So I had a dream I was pregnant with triplets.
Sean: That's a nightmare! And you better pray for boys.
Me: Boys are easier, but I'd hope you were having girls. They'd be so cute!
Sean: Are you kidding me?! Can you imagine 3 Lus around here?! All the hormones! All the drama!
Me: But this Lu does the laundry. Maybe Lu #2 could do dishes and #3 could clean bathrooms.
Lu: I'm pretty sure triplet me would NOT do bathrooms. That's just gross.
Sean: My point exactly.
Me: Um. Well. I really can't imagine another you around here either Sean.
Sean: Oh hell no! There can be only one.
Lu: Yeah, one bearded a**hole per planet.
Sean: Me and Me#2 would have "Highlander"ed that shit out in the backyard a long time ago.
As you can see...it's still crazy all up in here. But there are big things a-brewin. And a few changes coming. Stay tuned.