That's right. 4th of July. In honor of this auspicious holiday I've made a list.
Things You Don't Want to Hear on the 4th of July:
1. I may have started a small fire.
2. Run! That one's headed towards you!
3. Just put all the duds in a paper sack and light it on fire. Then run like hell!
4. We didn't need that tree anyway. It gets in the way of my golf swing.
5. Damn that fuse was a lot shorter than I thought!
True story. Never mix a retired ammunition's expert with a boy genius. It's frightening.
Hope you all had fun and stayed safe. I mean, someone should.